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[hypatia42]

I have it on the authority of the Voyageurs baseball team that married men don't get blowjobs...

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Bwahahahahahahahahaahahahaha!

[elphaba-of-oz.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

That's the funniest thing I've ever heard.

[theslice.livejournal.com]

Well, maybe only married men on the Voyageurs baseball team...

[hypatia42.livejournal.com]

None of them were married. Speaking from a place of true authority there...

[mage-imbroglio.livejournal.com]

I have heard this also. I was having tea the other day with Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny, and they assured me that since they were wed, they had had absolutely nothing in the way of oral sex and this is a population wide problem. The Tooth Fairy did chime in to mention how great the anal sex was though.

[onyxtwilight.livejournal.com]

That is a SCANDALOUS LIE. Why do you think Mrs. Claus only lets him out of the house once a year? They've gotten VERY good at filling their time, housebound up there in the frozen north, I am here to assure you. They could teach YOU a thing or two. >;-)

[onyxtwilight.livejournal.com]

Not from their *wives*, maybe. >:-)

I'd venture an informed guess that a not-insignificant percentage of Craigslist-type internet-arranged hookups are married men getting blown by gay guys who think doing that is a good idea, for whatever stupid reason. (I have no statistics, but it is A Known Thing™. Wanting to have sex with straight men in general is A Thing, also, and this is likely the most common manifestation of that, since it's the thing it's easiest to talk a straight guy into, if he's drunk or stoned or horny enough.)

[elphaba-of-oz.livejournal.com]

Uh, wife here. I would argue with you but my jaw is locked up from something that went on in the marriage bed last night.

[onyxtwilight.livejournal.com]

No need to argue with me; obviously it's not universally true. But apparently it's true enough, in whatever subsection of the population, that it can drive these Other Things™. Which has always struck me as odd.

[hypatia42.livejournal.com]

The funny thing about this is that none of the guys at the table was married besides The Honey. He was laughing at their "stereotype" mindset.

[sabrinamari.livejournal.com]

I will provide a thoughtful and articulate response to this just as soon as I wipe my mouth.

[sequoiamanoch.livejournal.com]

sequoia shakes his in disbelief and admiration.

[hypatia42.livejournal.com]

What are you disbelieving? That blowjobs are given? Or that the stereotype exists?

[siriciryon.livejournal.com]

That is in fact the stereotype.
Basis of the following joke:
A groom meets with his best man 10 minutes before the wedding starts. "Oh man, I know I made the right decision. I just got the best blowjob of my entire life!"
His bride meets with her maid of honor at the same time, "I am so relieved. I just gave the last blowjob of my entire life!"

[hypatia42.livejournal.com]

It is the stereotype, none of the men talking was married. Michael was laughing at them.

[hypanebliss.livejournal.com]

Not true. :)

[nkcmike.livejournal.com]

VERY bad statistical sampling.

[libwitch.livejournal.com]

Huh. Sucks for them AND their wives.

Well, sucks may not be the operative word, but you get my drift.

[wild-place-king.livejournal.com]

I am finding this thread to be very stimulating!

[hypatia42.livejournal.com]

So glad to be of service to you in this!

BS

[(Anonymous)]

they must know the wrong married man

Re: BS

[gwisteria.livejournal.com]

oops that was me.

Re: BS

[hypatia42.livejournal.com]

nah, they were just talking out their asses. They were all drinking and none of them were married. 'Cept Michael and I know he gets blowjobs.