Lessons of today

[hypatia42]

#1. Today I learned my mother has no tact. She called my phone so I could wish her a happy mother's day. My phone is on vibrate in my purse. So she called the Honey's phone in the hopes that he could give the phone to me so I could wish her a happy mother's day. He called me from the store to let me know that my mother was trying to get ahold of me so I could wish her a happy mothers day. *sigh* When I finally got ahold of her she told me that she was just about finished with my wedding present. 6 years later.

#2. I learned today that I really ought to be living underground. Not because I can't stand the light of day. No, I should be living underground because I cannot regulate my body temperature well enough not to overheat badly. I need a pool. Ah to be immersed in water. That would regulate my body temperature nicely. I figure that is the only way I survived my childhood without getting heat stroke. Had heat exhaustion. Been there don't want it again. Tends to give me a migraine. Eww.

#3. Friendship bread can be fussed with. I have succesfully managed to salvage a batch that should garner me lots of muffins. Yay muffins. I need to learn how to make a starter of the stuff.

Comments

[theslice.livejournal.com]

#1: To quote Bill Cosby (in the Fat Albert TV show): "Your mother is like school during a fire drill: no class".

#2: I could live in a pool if given a chance. Heck, even half a chance would be enough.

#3: Nummy.

;-p

[dawningday.livejournal.com]

You're a cave woman! It explains everything.

[julia-spring.livejournal.com]

I am also bad with over heating. People at work assume it's because I'm fat, but I've always had the issue.