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hypatia42 ([personal profile] hypatia42) wrote2008-06-26 12:33 pm

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I have yet to meet the day that could not be made better by cold pizza, pigtails, and makeup. Not every hard day needs all three. Sometimes you just have to pull out the big guns.

[identity profile] siriciryon.livejournal.com 2008-06-27 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
[livejournal.com profile] jr0124 scarred me for life when he said what he wanted to do to Britney Spears when he saw her (back in 2000, this was) in a video in pigtails.
He referred to them as "handlebars".

[identity profile] hypatia42.livejournal.com 2008-06-27 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
Hmm, this would have been the "catholic school girl" video? Lots of males in this country have the same desires.

They can function as such but that has a tendency to hurt my neck.

[identity profile] siriciryon.livejournal.com 2008-06-27 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
I have no idea. I've never seen any Britney video footage.

See, this is my problem! If I want someone to do that to me and enjoy it, I need to know that I'm not making them miserable, or making them feel like they're just being dutiful or whatever, and that pretty much means I need to let them drive. Playing with hair is one thing, but dictating depth or timing through one's grip is another.

Yes, I've seen teh pr0n, but, well, "gack" is an unsexy noise coming from my partner, and it's unsexy onscreen.

All of which, at the time and since, bundles together into "Oh, yuck." on the visualization of pigtail-handlebars.
...
and yet, I also think they're adorable. *sigh*

[identity profile] hypatia42.livejournal.com 2008-06-27 02:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Part of the hurting my neck problem is that my hair is not functionally long enough to do that when compared to the length of my torso.

Trusting your partner to let you know what their limit is is not letting them drive btw.

[identity profile] siriciryon.livejournal.com 2008-06-27 02:08 pm (UTC)(link)
On 1) Hmm. Kay.

On 2) This is true and I will think upon it within that particular context, as I'm sure that in some aspects I treat them as identical and in others I'm sure I don't.

[identity profile] hypatia42.livejournal.com 2008-06-27 02:29 pm (UTC)(link)
and yet, I also think they're adorable. *sigh*

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