That's what I give my goddaughter.

You fall and screw up your life, I'll be here to help you get the pieces picked up. I won't stop it from happening in the first place. Granted, she's seven, but she has an old soul and I've already had to make that clear to her.

I dislike all kids greatly actually. The few I have in my life are exceptions and have actually noted and commented on my general dislike for children, except the alien, but he's two he just figured out how to say my name correctly :P